I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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