yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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