do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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