Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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