I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
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