So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he shaved USA in his pubs
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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