He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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