After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
