alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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