Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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