Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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