Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I'm just crazy horny about you
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize
