At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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