And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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