I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
