I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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