We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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