Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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