Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
God, I missed his penis.
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