found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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