I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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