Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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