Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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