I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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