I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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