I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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