No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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