Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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