me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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