Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize
