I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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