Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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