I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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