I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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