You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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