The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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