goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Who wears a wallet chain?!
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
They have beer where we have blood.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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