Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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