he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
