you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just puked most of my soul out..
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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