no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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