She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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