so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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