is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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