You surviving the open bar?
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I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Acid is not a monday night drug
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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