this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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