I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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