I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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