Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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