I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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