make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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