just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Randomize
