Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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